Who
is TK-421?
Where
have you been? TK-421 is the only stormtrooper in the whole of the
Star Wars series who actually got his name, like, mentioned! He was first
seen in Episode IV when the Millenium Falcon was brought into the Death
Star. He was, unfortunately, tricked by the rebel jerks into coming on
board the Falcon where he was blasted and had his uniform stolen.
What's
TK-421's real name?
This
is classified information.
Where's
TK-421 from?
This
is classified information.
Why
is TK-421 so great if he let a rebel nerd steal his uniform?
Hey,
he was tricked! He came aboard the Falcon to answer a call for help,
was jumped from behind by a Rebel jerk and shot with a blaster! Geez, he
was lucky to be alive after that. Anyway, none of this matters because
TK-421 is the man. He's been everywhere. Just take a look through his Photo
Gallery and then say "why's he so great?"
What
is TK-421's official rank?
This
is classified information. Actually, we're still trying to figure this
one out. If you think you know, send us an email.
What
kind of girls does TK-421 like?
Girls?
Are stormtroopers allowed to have girlfriends? We're not too sure about
this. TK probably likes 'em smart and in control, but who knows? Any information
in this department is pure speculation--maybe he likes to be spanked and
told he's been a naughty trooper.
What
are TK-421's hobbies?
Blasting, blasting, and more blasting! Debriefing rebel prisoners, too.
Where
does TK-421 like to take his dates?
TK
might be a little shy when it comes to members of the fairer sex. We're
hoping to hear about a possible date in the future. Anyway, we think this
is why he likes debriefing Rebel prisoners so much.
What's
TK-421's favorite food?
Bok
choy. Everyone in Star Wars eats bok choy and drinks blue milk. Well, maybe not everyone. Luke and his aunt and uncle. Maybe Ben Kenobi, too. Maybe.
What's
TK-421's favorite color?
Blaster
Black.
What
are TK-421's favorite television programs?
Jem
and the Holograms, GI Joe, Thundarr the Barbarian, Battlestar Galactica,
and Buck Rogers. As if! There's no conclusive proof that anyone
in this far-away galaxy even has such a thing as television. Besides, stormtroopers
are supposed to be the very essence of discipline--who can maintain their
discipline when Gil Gerrard and Erin Gray are running around in sexy
spandex?
New! TK-421 has just discovered TROOPS,
and boy is he pleased. You can check it out for yourself!
What's
TK-421's favorite movie?
The
Jem and the Holograms Movie. See above.
What's
TK-421's favorite music?
TK's
been known to get down to the music of Max Rebo. Actually, we don't know
this, but it sounds a heck of a lot better than saying he likes the Dave
Clark Five.
How
did TK-421 survive the destruction of the first Death Star?
He took Grand Moff Tarkin's
"unused" shuttle after the big guy said, "Evacuate? In
our moment of triumph?" -- some report having heard TK yell, "I got dibbs!"
(This secret information was obtained from a secret
source. It was worth the price we paid, too.)
We
thought this would be a good place to mention a whole bunch of other cool
stuff, but
we can't think of what it is yet. Come back soon!
Isn't
he great?
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